A
VIEW FROM THE CORNER
by Lew-Ellyn Hughes
Trade Paper: 6" x 9",
160pp.
ISBN: 1-59663-513-4, $13.95
Special Pricing $11.95
FROM THE BOOK:
Forrest (amazed): The fluorescent bulb fell
out of your closet light in the night.
Me (nonchalant): It was thrown.
Forrest (hesitantly): Why? (I’m not certain I want to know why)
Me (righteous): Because I hate it; it doesn’t work. It has never worked.
Forrest (incredulous): Did you throw it on the floor so I would slip on it
and fall?
Me (lying): No, of course not. (Well, yeah—duh!)
Forrest (truly perplexed): Why did you throw it then? (Why do I
continue to ask questions I don’t want to know the answer to?)
Me (being female): It’s a reminder for me to replace the whole thing. (I
live with a person who continually forgets to fix my light, so I must play
the martyr and I had to climb up the closet shelving to reach it too,
which makes you a doubly evil person.)
Forrest (the escape): If you remind me later, I’ll take care of it. (No
thought, whatsoever)
Me, shaking my head: (the bulb on the floor was your reminder.)
Okay, thanks. (Tonight it goes under your pillow!)
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